He Has Full Pest Control Of Motion

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(My little brother is currently going through that phase where they put everything in their mouths. It is nearly impossible to keep roaches out of the house in Houston, no matter how well you clean, and my mother is deathly afraid of the things.)

Mom: *calling dad in hysterics* “Your son just ate a cockroach!”

Dad: “What? Really?”

Mom: *hysterically fast* “Yes! I found him on the floor and he had it in his mouth and I’m trying to identify body parts and I called the poison control people and they wouldn’t help and-”

Dad: “Huh. Well, that’s great!”

Mom: “What!?”

Dad: “I didn’t think he was coordinated enough to catch one!”

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