Grandmothers With Grand Designs

| UK | Boyfriends & Girlfriends, Grandchildren, Grandparents, Theme Of The Month

(I laugh at a text from a friend.)

Grandmother: “What are you laughing at?”

Me: “A text from my friend, Alex.”

Grandmother: “Is this a boy Alex, or a girl Alex?”

Me: “A boy Alex.”

Grandmother: “Well, then get him drunk enough that you can convince him the two of you got married. You should have made me a great-grandmother by now!”

1 Thumbs

Similar Stories

You Do NOT Want To Know What’s In There Two-Year-Old Son: "You can't change my diaper." Me: "Why not?" Two-Year-Old Son: "Because it's...
Always My Santa Baby (I stopped believing in Santa when I was about five years old, when I saw my mother bringing present...
DS = Devious Strategy (My mom, my boyfriend, and I are playing a car race game on our Nintendo DS against each other. Earl...