Grandmothers With Grand Designs

| UK | Boyfriends & Girlfriends, Grandchildren, Grandparents, Theme Of The Month

(I laugh at a text from a friend.)

Grandmother: “What are you laughing at?”

Me: “A text from my friend, Alex.”

Grandmother: “Is this a boy Alex, or a girl Alex?”

Me: “A boy Alex.”

Grandmother: “Well, then get him drunk enough that you can convince him the two of you got married. You should have made me a great-grandmother by now!”

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