Got A Knack For Cognac

| Aunts & Uncles, Grandparents, Theme Of The Month

(My grandmother drinks a shot of cognac every day for health reasons. One day, my aunt is hosting a non-alcohol party, but makes an exception for grandma since she hasn’t had her shot yet that day.)

Aunt: “But only this one. We don’t want you to get drunk and do something stupid, do we?”

Grandmother: *in affronted voice* “I can do stupid perfectly well while I’m sober!”

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