Gives New Meaning To Gas Giant

| Phoenix, AZ, USA | Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

(My mother has been having some serious health problems and is on some pretty powerful pain killers. The up side of this is they make her pretty loopy. We are playing a game where you have to guess as many items as you can in a category.)

Me: “Name the planets in the solar system.”

Mom: “Earth… um… Mars… um… I don’t know.”

Me: *trying to be helpful* “You’re still missing the biggest one.”

Mom: “Uranus?”

Me: “Bigger.”

Mom: “I didn’t think there was anything bigger than Uranus.”

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