Getting Into A Pickle

| Children, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters, Theme Of The Month

(I’m about 3 years old. My mother is making dinner while my father is napping on the couch. My mom has me wake up my father when dinner is ready.)

Me: “Daddy, wake up. Dinner’s ready!”

Dad: *grumbling* “What’s for dinner?”

Me: “Knockwords and sourcrap!”

Dad: “What?”

Me: “Knockwords and sourcrap!”

(My dad is wide awake now, and both parents are laughing hysterically. For the record, my mother made knockwurst and sauerkraut.)

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