Family Re-Ew-nion

| Grandparents, Theme Of The Month

(My oldest sister is single and laments that fact often. This is the first time we are seeing my grandma in a few years.)

Grandma: “You know, girls, you should have come to the family reunion. There were a lot of cute boys there!”

Sister: “Grandma! They’re all related to us!”

Grandma: “So? They aren’t that closely related!”

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