Fake From The Off Take

| Children, Cousins, Theme Of The Month

(My whole family has gathered for my grandparent’s 50th reunion. Because neither of us have kids yet, my sister and I enjoy playing with our cousin’s kids. The two year old is walking by with a toy.)

Me: “Can I play with that?”

Two-year-old Cousin: “Sure.”

(I start to reach for it and she pulls it away.)

Two-year-old Cousin: “No.”

(She goes running off to catch up with the other kids.)

Sister: “Did you just get faked out by a two year old?!”

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