Doesn’t Understand The Concept(ion)

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(I’m pregnant, and am chatting to my young daughter.)

Daughter: “I’m so happy that you and daddy didn’t have to have the sex to make the baby!”

Me: “Uhm… what makes you think that?”

Daughter: “You said it was a surprise!”

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