Disappeared Like Magic

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(I am a huge Harry Potter fan. One day, I leave a sock on the kitchen counter.)

Mom: *walks in* “It’s your turn to do the dishes.” *sees sock* “Hey, what’s this?” *hands me the sock*

Me: “Master has given Dobby a sock!”

Mom: “What?”

Me: “Dobby is a free elf!” *runs out of the room*

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