Unfiltered Story #48013

USA | Unfiltered

(My brother and I are having an argument about our dad, who was unnecessarily cruel to me when I was a little girl. To my brother, though, he was nothing but kind so he doesn’t understand.)

Brother: “Why won’t you let dad take a look at your car. He’s a mechanic!”

Me: “I’d rather take it to a shop.”

Brother: “But why?! What did he ever do?”

Me: “Number of things. Like tossing me into the ocean when I was 6 and I couldn’t swim and laughing about it when I nearly drowned. And when I was sick with the flu at 12 he yelled at me to go clean our dog’s feces from the yard. ON my birthday. And–”

Brother: “Just get over it! It was years ago! JUST GET OVER IT!”

Me: “Don’t yell at me. You know, you’re just like him. And it’s not easy to get over things for girls. Guys just punch something and they’re okay.”

Brother: “UGH! I FEEL LIKE I COULD STRANGLE YOU!”

(My brother wasn’t happy, but I took my car to the shop and was all the happier about it. I hope one day he will understand!)

Unfiltered Story #48012

Australia | Unfiltered

I am watching movie that has a lot violence when my 7 year old Great Niece arrives.

Niece “Is Aunty (My Name) watching a movie?”

Daughter “Yes she is”

Me “Yes it’s not a movie for children” *pauses movie

Niece * coming into room and standing between me and tv “Aunty (My Name) can you go and find something else to do?”

Me *laughing “I was just thinking about doing that, you can play a game”

Niece “Aunty (My Name) are you my Aunty or my Step Aunty?”

Me “I am your Great Aunty, you don’t have Step Aunties”

Niece “oohh Great Aunty”

Unfiltered Story #48009

Sydney Australia | Unfiltered

(I’m doing the dishes and, as usual, have taken my watch off. My younger brother walks up.)

Brother: What are you doing?

Me: The damned dishes.

(I notice my brother pick up my watch from where I’ve left it on the kitchen counter)

Brother: *jokingly* What would you do if I dropped this in the water? *he holds it over the sink*

Me: *shrugs, unconcerned* Nothing. It’s waterproof.

Brother: You take your waterproof watch off to do the dishes?!

Me: I don’t want it to get covered in bubbles.

Brother: ….You’re nuts.

Me: You’ve know me your whole life and you’re just getting that now?

Unfiltered Story #48008

Derby, England | Unfiltered

(I am visiting relatives. One of them mentions that he needs to go to a specialist store.)

Cousin #1: I need several things, so I may go to [town] rather than [city]. Surprisingly, the [store] in [city] is smaller than [town].

Me: Well, that’s because it’s a town, as opposed to just a shop.

Cousin #1: …

Aunt: (laughter)

Cousin #2: …I see what you did there.

Unfiltered Story #48006

PA, USA | Unfiltered

(I lift up my shirt a little bit to compare a tan with my normal skin color.)

Aunt: Oh hey! I didn’t know you had a tattoo! When did you get it?

Me: *looking at stomach* Uh, that’s a surgical scar. I’ve had it since I was five…

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