Category: Siblings

Cause For Pregnant Pause

| Ontario, Canada | Siblings

(My sister, toddler nephew, mother and I are all in a vehicle together. I’m 7 1/2 months pregnant.)

Sister: “Hey, what kind of birth control are you on?”

Me: *blinks* “Pregnancy? You can’t get pregnant if you’re already pregnant.”

Sister: “Wow, I can’t believe I actually asked you that.”

Someone’s Mind Is Obviously Made Up

| Orlando, FL, USA | Parents & Guardians, Siblings

(I don’t normally wear makeup. My mom is trying to convince me that I would look nice with a bit of makeup.)

Mom: “You should get some makeup.”

(I stick my tongue out.)

Mom: “That’s lovely.”

Me: “Makeup won’t fix that.”

(My sister walks into the conversation.)

Sister: “Makeup won’t fix what?”

(I stick my tongue out again.)

Sister: “What? Your face?”

Making Mole-Hills Out Of Mosquito Bites

| Atlanta, GA, USA | Parents & Guardians, Siblings

(My boyfriend, mom, sister and I are having dinner outside during summer.)

Me: *scratching my chest* “Ouch! I have so many mosquito bites. One just bit my boob!”

Sister: “What boob? You don’t have any.”

Mom: “Hey! Maybe with that bite you can finally fill out that bra and give your boyfriend something to look at!”

Children Listening Is A Bit Hit And Miss

| Portland, OR, USA | Children, Parents & Guardians, Siblings, Sons & Daughters

(The children are hanging out in front of the TV.)

Mom: “Don’t hit your brother.”

Daughter: “But, dad told me to!”

Mom: “And you listened?”

Daughter: “Um, yeah! It was a chance to hit my brother!”