Category: Siblings

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This Tail Has A Happy Ending

| USA | Children, Siblings

Dad: *to little sister* “Wait, where did your shrimp tails go?”

Little Sister: *points to belly*

(We broke out the Pepto-Bismol that night.)

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A Spoiler For Two

| Pendleton, SC, USA | Siblings

(My brother has seen the new Star Wars movie, but my mom and I have not. We’re planning to see it next week.)

Brother: “Hey, did you hear the story about the guy whose cheating girlfriend got Star Wars spoiled for him?”

Me: “No, what happened?”

Brother: “He got a text from his friend saying, ‘I saw your girlfriend at the new Star Wars movie with a guy.’ So he texts back, ‘Are you sure it wasn’t her roommate?’ and the friend says ‘No, I saw her kissing him right before [MASSIVE SPOILER],’ and the guy is so freaked out by [MASSIVE SPOILER HAPPENING] that he didn’t even care about his girlfriend!”

Me: “You know I haven’t seen the movie yet either, right?”

Brother: “Oops.”

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They Push Up So Fast

| Houston, TX, USA | Parents & Guardians, Popular, Siblings

(I am sitting at home with mom, brother, and dad. We start talking about an upcoming cotillion.)

Mom: “How about this dress?”

(It is a floor length, strapless, aqua dress that is very pretty.)

Me: “I really like that one. The only problem is that it’s strapless, and I have no boobs.”

Brother: “Just get a push-up bra!”

Mom: “You can’t get a push-up bra if there isn’t anything there to push up!”

Dad & Brother: “OOOOOOHHHHH!”

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