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The Butt Of The Family Joke

| Whitby, England, UK | Friends, Parents & Guardians

(I’m female and on holiday with an old friend (male), plus his mother, sister, her daughter, and the daughter’s baby. I’ve been on holiday with my friend and his mum before, but it’s the first time I’ve ever met his sister and niece. Happily, we get on well. The previous day, his mum tripped and fell on a hard floor, fortunately only bruising herself. My bedroom was next to hers and the following morning, she came in, hitched up her nightie, and asked me to apply a dressing to her hip, which I did. That evening, I’m playing a game with my friend and his sister.)

Me: “Oh, by the way, I’m definitely family now. This morning I stuck a plaster on your mum’s arse.”

(They both laughed and agreed with me.)

It’s Brawl in the Family

| Tulare, CA, USA | Friends, Parents & Guardians

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(My mother, older brother, his friend, and I are talking about Jersey Shore, a reality TV show on MTV.)

Mom: “Who wants to watch a bunch of people get drunk and fight?”

Older Brother’s Friend: “That sounds a lot like my family reunions.”

Twin-Sided Race Card

| USA | Friends, Popular, Siblings

(My roommate, his girlfriend, and guest are over; they are all Asian. A neighbor walks in. He is rather drunk and stares at the girls.)

Neighbor: “Wow, you girls look alike!”

Girlfriend: “Wow, you white people are so racist.”

Guest: “Really now, you can’t tell us Asians apart.”

Neighbor: “I, uhh… I got to go.” *runs off*

Me: “So, you girls ever going to tell [Neighbor] that you are twins?”

Both In Unison: “Nope, never. Our parents still get us confused!”

Roommate: *looking guilty and hiding a sharpie*

Girlfriend: “I already know you marked me to tell us apart, and you’re not off the hook!”

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