Being part of a family can have it’s challenges, but being a part of the stock-photo family puts yours into perspective.
For one, the kids stick to you… always.
Like… all the time.
Quite frankly, it’s ridiculous.
You can try to throw them away:
But they always find their way back:
The grandparents are no help; they just stare off into the fourth wall and laugh like a pair of geriatric Deadpools.
And the pets can’t help either, because they have the same problem.
At least the little tykes have a good view of the sunset.
Which is good, because in Stock Photo Family world, it’s always sunset.
Seriously, it’s like the God of this universe is Michael Bay.
It is a well-known problem among Stock-Photo families that you will suffer from handholditis.
This is a tragic condition where all family members are surgically attached by the hands.
It’s a very common problem, with some cases more extreme than others.
And some so extreme it begins to resemble the disturbing result of a Star Trek transporter accident:
Picture a more adorable yet still as inconvenient version of The Human Centipede.
You can try to jump free, but you will fail.
At least you’re always smiling!
Like you’re in a perpetual dentist ad.
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