Can’t Spell Pissed Without The P

| NY, USA | Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

(Mom is cleaning under the keyboard and removes the spacebar to get to a paperclip hidden under the keys. I didn’t know that the keys on the keyboard are removable.)

Me: “Oh my God!”

Mom: “What?”

Me: “What are you doing?”

Mom: “Cleaning the keyboard?”

Me: “By tearing off the keys?”

Mom: “What?”

Me: “The space bar! You tore it off!”

Mom: “It’s supposed to come off, you idiot!”

Me: “Oh, it can?”

Mom: “Yes!”

Me: “Oh. I thought you got really angry or something and started tearing keys off the keyboard.”

Mom: “What?! You think I’d get that angry, that I’d start breaking things?!”

Me: “Well, you certainly look angry enough now.”

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