Broth Is A Meaty Subject

| Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

(My aunt makes some chicken noodle soup earlier for my dad. I like soup a lot, but I am a vegetarian. My dad goes into the kitchen and sees there’s some soup left.)

Dad: “There’s some soup left. I bet you want some, huh?”

Me: “No, dad. It has chicken in it.”

Dad: “Yeah, but I think it’s just chicken broth.”

Me: “No, thank you.”

Dad: *checks* “Yeah, there’s no, like, chicken pieces in it. It’s just chicken broth!” *offers it to me*

Me: *face palm*

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