Birds And Bees Are Also On The Menu

| Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

(We are talking about a local fish restaurant.)

Mum: “Oh, they make all of their own fish, you know.”

Me: “Well, I imagine it’s fresh and they cook it and season it all themselves, but somehow I doubt they actually make the fish!”

Mum: “What do you mean?”

Me: *sighs* “Oh, Mum, I always knew this day would come. You see, when a man fish loves a woman fish very much…”

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