Baking American Pie

| Tallinn, Estonia | Cousins

(My cousin and I go to the same university. One day we happen to be heading towards the same auditorium, so we fall into step to chat.)

Me: “You should come over next weekend. I’m planning to bake a cake.”

Cousin: “In that case, I’m definitely coming.”

Me: “You’re only coming over because I’m baking?”

Cousin: “Naturally.”

Me: “You men, always thinking with your stomachs!”

Cousin: “What else could we be thinking with?”

*suddenly awkward silence*

Cousin: “Don’t answer!”


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