Acting Like A Bunch Of Yahoos

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(It’s 6:30 am. My parents and I are sitting in the living room, procrastinating getting ready for the day.)

Mom: “Every night I go to bed early, thinking I’ll have so much energy the next day. Then at 5 o’clock in the morning, ‘Bing!’ I’m awake! It’s like my brain won’t turn off! I’m sleeping, then ‘Bing!’ I’m thinking about outside projects or school or kids.”

Dad: *to me* “When Mom wakes up, she goes ‘Bing!’, but when I wake up, I go ‘Google!’”

Mom: *sighs and shakes her head* “That was horrible!”

Me: *cracking up* “Are you kidding?! That just made my day!”

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