A Liquid Budget

| Children, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters, Top

(I am bringing my 4-year-old daughter along with me to the grocery store. Right now, I’m telling her that we cannot get anything extra because we’re on a tight budget.)

Me: “Okay, sweetie, what are we buying today?”

Daughter: “Only food we need, mom.”

Me: “And what are we not buying?”

Daughter: “BEER!”

(She then happily skips off while I’m laughing uncontrollably.)

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