(I’m sitting at home with my mom watching an ER program. She’s returned from the kitchen with a small container of trail mix.)
Me: *leans against her* Nut.
Mom: *sticks a peanut in my mouth* You are a nut.
Me: *cackling* FEED ME MY CHILDREN!!
Mom: *surprised * WHAT?
Me: You said I’m a nut. So now I’m devouring my children.
Mom: You’re a strange child.
(The conversation stopped with that.)