Unfiltered Story #38375

UT, USA | Unfiltered

(I’m sitting at home with my mom watching an ER program. She’s returned from the kitchen with a small container of trail mix.)

Me: *leans against her* Nut.

Mom: *sticks a peanut in my mouth* You are a nut.

Me: *cackling* FEED ME MY CHILDREN!!

Mom: *surprised * WHAT?

Me: You said I’m a nut. So now I’m devouring my children.

Mom: You’re a strange child.

(The conversation stopped with that.)

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