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    You’ll Just Have To Settle For The Flying Car

    (I’m almost old enough to start learning to drive. I’m hinting to my dad, so he can hopefully surprise me with lessons.)

    Me: “My birthday is coming up.”

    Dad: “Yes.”

    Me: “I’ll be 17.”

    Dad: “Yup.”

    Me: “I’ll need lessons for something.”

    Dad: “You’re not learning.”

    Me: “WHAT?”

    Dad:Apparating is far too dangerous. You’d forget to concentrate and get splinched half the time.”

    (I burst out laughing. My dad hasn’t even read Harry Potter, he’s picked up all of it from listening to me!)

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