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    | Bay Area, CA, USA | Parents & Guardians, Siblings

    (My dad has recently sent my sister some tools to work on her car for her birthday.)

    Dad: *walks down stairs, talks to mom* “Call your daughter.”

    Mom: “Why?”

    Dad: “Goober child got herself seven stitches at urgent care last night.”

    Mom: “Using her new tools?!”

    Dad: “Opening them…”