You Have Toupee The Bus Driver
(My aunt has lost her hair because of chemo treatments. This happens while her, my uncle and my parents are waiting on a table while out to dinner.)
Little Kid: “I hate going to school! I hate the bus! The driver is mean!”
Aunt: “You know, I’m a bus driver. It’s hard having to deal with all those kids.”
Little Kid: “Really?”
Aunt: *whips off her hat* “Look what they did to me!”
Little Kid: *shrieks and runs away*
Aunt: *readjusting her hat* “Totally worth it.”



