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    Yes She Really Wants To Hurt You

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    (My brother is having a particularly lethargic day and refuses to do his math homework. He has tunnelled himself into a mound of blankets, and my mother is trying to persuade him out. She is getting pretty frustrated.)

    Mom: “Honey, you really need to come out.”

    Brother: “Never.”

    Mom: “Don’t make me use the secret weapon.”

    Brother: *shocked* “You wouldn’t.”

    (Mom blasts ‘Karma Chameleon’ from her laptop. My brother defeated, gets up and goes to do homework.)