Ye Olde Birds And The Bees
(I often wake up to text messages from my mother. I’ve awoken to the following question from her…)
Mom: “Do birds hump?”
Me: “…What?”
Mom: “What?”
Me: “Your question! Why would you even ask me?”
Mom: “You’re a librarian. You should know all kinds of stuff!”
Me: “Actually I’m a medievalist.”
Mom: “Have birds changed since then?”



