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    Wise-Cracks, Part 3

    | Marthaville, LA, USA | Children, Parents & Guardians, Siblings, Sons & Daughters, Theme Of The Month

    (I am 6 years old. My older brother is big for his age, and I am small for mine. However, I don’t let that keep me from fighting him.)

    Me: *triumphantly after locking my brother in a submission hold on the living room floor* “Look, daddy! I wiped his a**!”

    Dad: *laughing so hard he’s crying* “No, baby. You whipped his a**!”

    Me: *pause* “Yeah, but I think he probably should wipe it!”

    Wise-Cracks, Part 2