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    Which One Is Pinky, And Which One Is Brain

    | Fort Collins, CO, USA | Siblings, Top

    (One of my friends from junior high and I always joke that if our little sisters ever met, they’d get together and plot world domination. We have individually met each other’s sisters.)

    Me: “I’m home!”

    Sister: “Hey! I’m in the kitchen with some friends working on a project.”

    (I enter the kitchen, and do a double take.)

    Me: “Aren’t you [friend's] little sister?”

    Friend’s sister: “Yeah…aren’t you [my name]?”

    (I flip open my phone and dial my friend, while my sister and all her friends look on in confusion.)

    Me: “Hey, [friend], remember how we used to joke about what would happen if our sisters ever met?”

    Friend: “Yeah?”

    Me: “They became friends and neither of us noticed.”

    Friend: “Shoot. We have to be nice to them now, don’t we?”

    Sister: *mentally connecting the dots* “Wait, [friend's sister] is the one you were telling me about? That if we ever became friends we would take over the world?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Sister and friend’s sister: “Mwahaha!”