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    Undone Pun

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    (My dad and I are notorious for making bad jokes. We’re each discussing our days.)

    Brother: “—and so then she threw the rest of the owl pellet at me at the end of the dissection.”

    (My dad’s face lights up like he’s about to make a joke. We all groan a little. I strike a pose.)

    Me: “Everybody brace yourselves; a bad joke is coming.”

    Dad: “Actually, no, I’ve decided not to make that one into a joke.”

    (Mom turns to my brother.)

    Mom: “ Affirmed, Agent J. The training has begun to succeed.”