Underworld Overheard
(My sister is a die-hard fan of the movie series ‘Underworld’.)
Mom: “So, anyway, the news headline was–”
(A TV spot for the new Underworld movie comes on for the first time.)
Sister: “Aaaaagh!”
(My parents both jump. My dad clutches his heart, my mom covers her hearing aid.)
Dad: “Wh-wha-what’s going on?! Why’s she screaming?!”
Mom: “I don’t…” *looks at TV* “Oh, for the love of God!”
(My sister continues screaming.)
Mom: “Ow! My hearing aid.”
(The commercial ends.)
Sister: *sighs happily* “Well, that made my day. Oh, yeah, so what were you saying, mom?”
(313 Thumbs Up!)
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