Tired Cranked Up
(My younger cousin is a toddler. My aunt tells people ‘He’s just tired’ whenever he gets cranky. This is something he’s caught onto, but doesn’t fully understand. We are at a family party, and he begins acting up.)
Aunt: *to my cousin* “What’s wrong?”
Cousin: “I’m tired!”
Aunt: “Do you want to take a nap?”
Cousin: “No, I’m tired!” *goes on a rampage*



