Time(Lord) For Bed
(I’m sitting on the couch, after watching some awesome sci-fi with my sister. She gets up, heading to the bathroom to get ready for bed.)
Sister: “Off to go—” *in a ‘Dalek’ voice from ‘Dr. Who’, arms waving from her elbows* “—ex-foooliaaate, ex-foooliaaate!”
Me: “Hunting down the ‘Oncoming Shower’, then?”
Sister: “Affirmative! I am not clean, I am not Daaaalek!”
Me: “The shower is not a ‘TARDIS’.”
Sister: “Tap And Regulated Directional Inclined Spray!”
Me: “No more television before bed.”



