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    There Are Several Dimensions To Craziness

    | London, England, UK | Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

    (My parents and I are watching the news, which is reporting on the 100th anniversary of the Titanic sinking.)

    Me: *imitating a reporter* “I went out in London to ask the public around the world what they thought about it.”

    Dad: “Yes, we all mourned the day Leonardo DiCaprio got his rocks off and then promptly froze them but a mere 3 hours later.”

    Mum: “She must have really loved him to drown him. He was probably just sleeping.”

    Me and Dad: *imitating ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’* “I’m not dead yet!”

    (The news mentions the film ‘Titanic’ being out again in 3D.)

    Mum: “Watch him die again, now in 3D.”

    Me: “Teenage boys lining up to see Kate Winslet naked, in 3D.”

    Dad: *imitating ‘Monty Python’ again* “I’m not dead yet!”

    Me, mum and mad: “In threeeeh-deeeeh!”