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    The Pitfalls Of Parenting

    , | Toronto, ON, Canada | Children, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

    (My wife and my two-year-old daughter go to a local playground. My wife sees a pair of three-year-old boys digging a large hole in the sand.)

    Wife: “Aw, look how cute they are.”

    (I look over, and being a guy, I know exactly what they are up to.)

    Me: “They are digging a pitfall trap.”

    Wife: *laughing* “Don’t be so silly.”

    (Five minutes later, one of the boys came over to my daughter.)

    Boy: “Why don’t you come over here? Don’t look down…”