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    The Oregon Fail

    | NY, USA | Siblings

    (I am playing the interactive survival game,’The Oregon Trail’, with my sister watching. I have named the characters after my family, and we are out on the road.)

    Game: “[Sister] has a fever.”

    Me: “Wow, bad stuff happens pretty quickly in this game.”

    Sister: “Eh, it’s not that bad.”

    Game: “You lost [sister].”

    Me: “Dang, we lost you.”

    Sister: “Well, go look for me!”

    Me: “I’ll send out a search party.”

    Game: “You found [sister].”

    Me: “Yay!”

    Sister: “Oh, thank goodness.”

    Game: “[Sister] died.”

    Me: “Oh.”

    Sister: “You’re kidding.”

    Me: *cracks up* “WE LOST YOU, THEN FOUND YOU, AND THEN YOU DIED.”

    Sister: “And this is the span of what, an hour in-game?”