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    | UT, USA | Grandparents, Top

    (I’m at a family party celebrating the 60th wedding anniversary of my grandparents.)

    Uncle: “Mom, Dad, I’ve got to ask. Sixty years: how’d you do it?”

    Grandpa: “Well, that’s easy. We never both wanted to get a divorce at the same time.”

    Grandma: “So far.”