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  • Nursing A Misunderstanding

    | CT, USA | Parents & Guardians

    (This happened when my brother is 4 years old, and my whole family is in the car. They have just driven past my mother’s old school where she learned to be a nurse.)

    Mom: “Hey, look, guys. That’s where I went to nursing school!”

    Brother: *gasp* “I GO TO NURSERY SCHOOL, TOO!”

    Wait Until He Sees The Sea-Sheep

    | Wales, UK | Siblings

    (My mum is driving my brother and me through Wales. My brother and I are about three and seven respectively. We go past a field of sheep.)

    Mum: “[Brother], what are those animals called?”

    Brother: “LAND SEALS!”

    (We still all laugh about it, 14 years later.)

    Three-Dimensional Thinking

    | Kamloops, BC, Canada | Children, Sons & Daughters

    (My husband, 10-year-old son, and I are travelling through a very mountainous area of the British Columbia interior. My son has been gazing out the window at the towering landscape for some time.)

    Son: You know, if they made a map of this place, they’d have to put it in a pop-up book.

    Who Watches The Watch?

    | CA, USA | Parents & Guardians

    (My dad and I have just gotten into the car to go somewhere. Note that my dad typically wears his watch on his left wrist, and today is no exception.)

    Dad: *glancing at his right wrist* “Now, I don’t have my watch, so…”

    Me: *looking at his other wrist* “What do you mean?”

    Dad: *looks at his watch, then knocks on his forehead* “Hello, anybody home?”

    Plane-ly Mistaken

    | FL, USA | Siblings

    (My sister and I are in my car driving home from the mall. It’s early in the night but it’s still dark out. I see a light in the sky.)

    Me: “Ohh! Look! First star of the night! I wish I may I wish I might—”

    Sister: “That’s a plane…”

    Me: “S***!”

    Merrily Ignorant Laughable Father

    | TX, USA | Parents & Guardians

    (My parents and I are sitting in the car, trying to get my mom acquainted with the TV show ‘Doctor Who,’ which my dad and I like but she doesn’t.)

    Me: “You’d probably like Donna Noble a lot, Mom. She’s really funny.”

    Dad: “Yeah, she’s sort of MILF material to me.”

    (At this point, my mom and I lose it.)

    Me: “Dad, do you even know what that means?!”

    Dad: “Yeah… doesn’t it mean ‘Mature, Intimate Lady Friend?'”

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