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    Superhero Princesses Will Stop You Cold

    | USA | Children, Nephews & Nieces

    (I’m babysitting my nieces and nephews. The oldest nephew, who’s about 5, comes up to me wearing his sister’s Cinderella costume; dress, tiara, and magic wand.)

    Me: “Hello, Cinderella.”

    Nephew: “Hello!”

    Me: “So, you’re a princess today?”

    Nephew: “Yes, I’m Cinderella… but I’m a superhero!”

    Me: “You are?”

    Nephew: “Yes!” *points wand at me and makes exploding noises* “Now you’re frozen and can’t catch me! That’s her power!” *runs away*