School Is Use-less
(I am about 5 years old and have recently started school.)
Me: “There’s a sign in the school toilets that says ‘wash hands after use’.”
(I pronounce ‘use’ the wrong way.)
Mum: “No, in that sentence you would say use.” *pronouncing it the correct way*
Me: “No, Mummy. It’s been a long time since you were at school, and you’re bound to have forgotten some things.”



