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    On A Different Animal Planet

    | Canada | Cousins

    (My cousin and I are playing the alphabet game with animals.)

    Me: “Ape”

    Cousin: “Blobfish.”

    Me: “What?”

    Cousin: “It’s a fish that lives in the deep.”

    Me: “Okay…Camel.”

    Cousin: “Dzo.”

    Me: “What?”

    Cousin: “A yak and domestic cattle hybrid.”

    Me: “Okay…Elephant.”

    Cousin: “Fossa.”

    Me: “Gerbil.”

    Cousin: “Hutia.”

    Me: *blank stare*

    Cousin: “A rodent.”

    Me: “Alright, I’m done with this game.”