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    Not Exactly The Pick Of The Litter

    | NL, Canada | Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters, Top

    (One of my regulars comes to my cash with her small child. The mother is very much pregnant.)

    Me: “Oh hello, [mother] and [daughter], how are you today?”

    Customer: “We’re great!” *turns to daughter* “Tell [me] what Mommy is going to have in September!”

    Customer’s daughter: “A baby!”

    Me: “Really? What do you hope it’ll be?”

    Customer’s Daughter: “A puppy!”

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