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    Night-Rider

    (I am about ten years old. Our family has just moved and we were getting all-new furniture.)

    Dad: “Son, what kind of bed do you want for your the new house?”

    Me: “I want a race car!”

    Step-mom: “A race car bed? If you ever brought a girl to your room, she’d be laughing her a** off. What would you do then?”

    Me: “Take her for a ride?”

    (My dad almost fell off the sofa laughing, though at the time I had no idea why!)

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