More Credit Without The Card
(It’s Christmas, and I’m at my parent’s house opening presents.)
Me: “Oh, $40. Thanks, guys.”
Mom: “Did you just give her an envelope with no card?”
Dad: “No, I gave her an envelope full of money!”
Mom: “But, no card?”
Dad: *to me* “Do you want a card? Give me some of that money, and I’ll go buy a card!”



