Moms Always Intercede For Their Super Seed
(I’m sitting on the top of a 10 foot slide, helping little kids up so their parents can climb up with them. A dad walks over with a baby who looks a little under a year old.)
Me: “Want me to help get him up for you?”
Father: “Nah, I got him.”
(He holds the baby like a foot ball.)
Me: “Sir, I’m not sure how safe that is.”
Father: “Ready? Fly!”
(He throws the baby head first to the slide, to reveal the baby’s wearing a large cape. The mother comes running over.)
Mother: “George! How many times do I have to tell you?! Robbie is not super-baby!”
(601 Thumbs Up!)
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