(My mother is the sweetest person you will ever meet, and is quite demure most of the time. My brother and I love making things into jokes, and at this point in time we’re into ‘That’s what she said jokes’.)

Mum: *trying to put a roast into the oven* “It’s really big! I don’t think it’s going to fit!”

Brother and me: “That’s what she said!”

Mum: “Who is this ‘she’, and why did she say it?”

(My brother launches into the explanation of the joke, and my mother looks quite shocked. Four hours later…)

Me: *complaining about an assignment* ‘It’s so long, and it’s going to take forever to do!”

Mum: *from two rooms away, screaming excitedly* “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!”

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