Makes You Want To Come Back In
(I’m lesbian, and my parents have always been super supportive. I am jokingly complaining about not having a dramatic ‘coming out ‘ story to tell, so my mom tells me to come out again.)
Me: “Mom, stepdad, I’m gay.”
Mom: *falls over, fanning herself with a magazine* “Oh, my, this is terrible!”
(My stepdad? He grabs the computer and googles ‘My kid is gay, how do I fix it?’)



