Killing Two Bigotries With One Stone
(I have been dragged along on a shopping trip with my mother and her best friend. When they go to pay for their items I stand a little ways away, having not bought anything myself, and wait for them. They are finishing paying.)
Male cashier: “These are some very nice purchases. Getting some shopping in while the husbands are at work, huh?”
(My mother looks truly offended, and grabs her friends hand.)
Mother: “Excuse me?! We are lesbians and we both work!”
(They storm out of the shop, leaving me and the cashier looking stunned and awkward.)



