If You Want To Sing A Song But Something’s Smelling Really Wrong
(My grandmother, grandfather, and aunt have just arrived, having driven from Florida.)
Aunt: “And, we sang songs on the way. Like, ‘She’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes’! Oh, and, ‘If you’re riding in your Chevy, and you’re feeling kinda heavy, DIARRHEA!”
Grandpa: “No, only you sung that one.”



