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    If At First You Don’t Succeed, Cry Again

    | ON, Canada | Children, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

    (I am almost 3 years old, and have become very upset that my mom won’t buy me a toy.)

    Me: “But mommy! Please!”

    Mom: “No.”

    (I throw myself to the ground, kicking and crying.)

    Mom: “Ha!”

    (She throws herself to the ground, kicking and crying.)

    Me: *I stop and sit up* “Ha ha, mommy. You look funny.”

    Mom: “Oh, yeah? That’s what everyone in this mall thinks of you.”

    (I never had another temper tantrum again.)