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    Hurting Your Sibling’s Fillings

    | NY, USA | Siblings, Top

    (I am getting my molars removed for the first time, and I’m freaking out. My sister decides to take advantage.)

    Me: *to receptionist* “So, where are they going take me for the procedure?”

    Sister: “A dark, scary dungeon.”

    Me: *to sister* “Ha. Ha. Very funny.” *to receptionist* “How’s the dentist planning on sedating me?”

    Receptionist: “Well-”

    Sister: “They’re going to strap you to a table and beat you with a log until you’re unconscious. Or your teeth fall out. Whichever comes first.”

    Me: *to receptionist* “How long am I going to be out?”

    Receptionist: “Well–”

    Sister: “Years.”

    Receptionist: “Oh my God, would you stop? Your brother is turning pale!”